Suspicious silence

Rooney's had his scan. Now he waits for the results. Tick tock. This is fishy. If it was a national priority, and it clearly is, why don't the radiologist and the England and the Fifa and the United doctors read it on the screen in the imaging suite? If they want hard copies those can be processed in minutes. Slap the photos on the light board and look for cracks. Why the wait? The Green Cobra's been accused of blindly accepting conspiracy theories before but if it walks and talks like a duck...

What are the chances Eriksson and Ferguson spar in the press before this is over?