Pay no attention to the Green Cobra behind the curtain.

Scratch the last post about conservative Andeans. I was just laughed out of a circle for not accepting shots of rot gut whiskey. Ftr, beer is not mas macho.

The Plaza of the Hummingbird is filled with waitresses delivering beer and tequila and fans sneaking in their own stash. I promise, as I type, Kool and the Gang are now Ecuadoran: Come on!

If you needed further proof that Ecuador is the global center of sweetness, click here. And all the while they are so polite about England and Sweden leaving it late against...